George's other website

Here are his answers to a questionnaire (and an interesting preamble) that an intelligent and therefore conversationally able acquaintance sent him.

Is CRAZYGEORGE really as crazy as he claims to be? First, we must see if his erratic behavior corresponds to the dictionary definition of crazy.

According to Webster, crazy is:
1. mentally deranged; insane
2. illogical or impractical; not sensible
3. (informal) wildly enthusiastic; excited

I think the verdict is in: YES! But read on...

Most everyone has behaved in all of these ways at one time or another. Those who never do are just OVERLY MEDICATED! Ha! So this is a character description of approximately 250 million Americans MINUS the 25 million or so on Prozac! Therefore, my definiton of crazy is someone NOT on drugs! Case closed.

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Profile of CRAZYGEORGE:
Given Alias: George Sodini Residence: Suburban south Pittsburgh, PA Occupation: Computer Systems Analyst Marital Status: Single Bliss Age: Less than forty

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Interview with crazygeorge

LIVING ARRANGEMENT:
My House, alone, well, the bank owns the house!

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS?
Silly

YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOWS?
Home Improvement, Red Green

WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
At work, the company logo, home, I use a trackball

FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Risk

FAVORITE MAGAZINES:
Popular Science, Computer Shopper

FAVORITE SMELLS:
Home cooking, sweet fruity gum or candy, spring air (not from a can, though!)

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
That damn dentist drill!....zizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
Leaving work to face at least 4 days off to enjoy nice spring weather.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING?
What needs done that day.

ROLLER COASTER- SCARY OR EXCITING?
Exciting

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
Up to 4, then the machine grabs it for me.

PRESENT (FUTURE) DAUGHTER'S NAME:
Hope to avoid this type of thing.

PRESENT (FUTURE) SON'S NAME:
Not good either.

FAVORITE FOODS:
Seafood, chicken.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Vanilla

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?
Absolutely. My 5 1/2 year old car has 123,000 miles, and I take the bus to work.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
Never

STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?
Cool, I enjoy watching a heavy rain wash away the humidity and dirt.

WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
1975 Dodge Dart, a real clunker!

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE - WHO WOULD IT BE?
Jesus Christ

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Dont drink

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Libra

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
yes

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Independent stock market analyst who spends maybe an hour or two per week giving insight via print or news media. Of course, those analysts make well into 6 figures per year!

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Forget the color, I would just like to KEEP what I have left.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Hell yea, lots of times, I am still single so obviously nothing ever worked out.

WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR FAVORITE ROOM?
White paint

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
Half full.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?
I am a committed Pepsi drinker, I have a case in my car and drink and drive.

FAVORITE MOVIES?
Old fashioned types, say pre 1960, where the characters had virtue and courtesy. Dirty Harry is good too.

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK?
1970's retrograde tunes some of which you don't hear ANYWHERE. I have to search at flea markets.

ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?
Right, but I can train my left for things.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
I can't think of any other way.

WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED?
Lots of dust I'm sure.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?
3

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?
Womans basketball, or regular major league baseball.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU:
She is intelligent and therefore can contribute to a conversation. (Pam Quillin)

Here is the site address and more of George's life http://home.comcast.net/~space777/crazyg/index.htm

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